May 2013
bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
500daysofsassy:
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
donkeykongcountry2:
“i dont care about looks”
LIAR
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
fuckoffcats:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
drunktrophywife:
you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
wingsunfurled:
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
